Total Medals Earned: 221 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,540 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (60/495 points)
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You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
BOOM!
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!
Fire the cannon five times without missing
Reach 42195m
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/330 points)
First time playing
Earn 200 Points
Dodge 50 Asteroids
Earn 100 Points
Survive for one minute!
Dodge 125 Rockets
Earn 350 Points
Earn 500 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (225/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/520 points)
hyper mode first activation
invincible mode first activation
win the first stage
win all stage with mel
win all stage with rou
win all stage with baron
get 65 crystals
win all stage with griff
get 25 wind boosts
win battle mode with score above 550
win any stage without hyper mode
win battle mode with score above 750
untouchable - win any stage without hit
hit 15 enemies when invulnerable mode activated